Are you tired of screaming children and chaotic environments at McDonald's? Do you just want to grab a quick bite or enjoy a meal in peace, without the stinky, earplattering sounds of kids running around? You're not alone!

We're proposing a simple solution: create adults-only McDonald's locations or designated areas within existing restaurants. This would provide a peaceful and quiet space for adults to enjoy their meals, relax, and socialize without distractions.

Imagine sipping a cup of coffee or enjoying a burger in a calm atmosphere, without the constant "special" screaming and tantrums. It's time to give adults a break! In the kids' version, coffee would be off the menu while adults enjoy everything on the menu including kids items. We adults enjoy Macca's too, you blithering little morons! Let us have our McChickens in peace and don't surround us at the counters, geez. Anyway

Sign this petition to urge McDonald's to create adults-only locations and give us the peaceful dining experience we deserve! Don't be that Karen from that vid who gave shiet to a guy while he was just tryna order some happy meal. Adults can also enjoy Happy meals and the toys.